If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
THIS POST IS EVEN BETTER NOW BECAUSE I’VE ACTUALLY HAD THIS INTERACTION
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
Oh well phew glad that’s why it didn’t come. Thanks for the heads up!
What I want in a relationship;
• hand holding (in public as well would be nice)
• long hugs
• butt touches
• kissing (lots of that)
• phone calls and texting
• butt touches (I mentioned that but it’s important)
• long and stupid rambles
• sharing feelings (oh gosh what am I?)
• snuggles and spooning
• watch horror films together
• to feel wanted, loved and appreciated
Deku link is such a pretty ballerina :)
Share a Coke with Martin and Benedict.. Wouldn’t really mind that.. :)
Was looking for my own name when I found these, purely coincidental.. don’t know how many countries has this drive from Coke Cola but these can be found in Norway.
I CAN’T FIND MY FUCKING NAME WHAT THE FUCK MOM THIS IS YOUR FAULT. NAMING ME SOME WEIRD ASS OLD PERSON NAME. FUCK.
Not sure what to call it.
When I was around 6 or 7 I lived in one of those houses that’s split into 2 apartments and to get to my apartment there was one set of stairs. It had a railing on each side and I would put my hand on both sides and jump down the stairs, but when I did it seemed like everything went in slow motion. I would jump and with out moving my hands from the railing I would reach the bottom, which is weird because my hands never moved I would just feel like I was floating in slow motion until I reached the bottom. Just an interesting thing that happened when I was a kid.
….Captain Sharpie Sharknado Wolf…
Captain Bottle Howls-Cat. At your service.
Captain Marker Guardians Cat. Nice…I guess
Captain Lock Guardian Giraffe!
Captain Mouse Lone Panther
Captain Lipstick Miss Crow
Captain Wall Crow Wolf
Captain Box Pacific Kite
Captain Mug Thor Cat
Captain Glitter Galaxy Tiger
Captain Remote Galaxy Shark
Captain Sock Godzilla Bird
Captain Purse Galaxy Hedgehog…???
Captain Controller Galaxy Cat.. B)
captain friend great pig?
Captain POM Glass Filled With Water Red Panda
(Can someone draw that for me?)
Captain Eraser The Cat
Captain Water Bottle Iron Wolf
THIS SHOULD BE ON EVERYONE’S BLOG.
maybe humans are good for some things
this stuff makes me so happy
the way the mother looks back at the end
The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence
have unfollowed 20+ blogs on here already and i will unfollow anyone else who reblogs nude photos taken NON-CONSENSUALLY from these women. it is sexual violation (fueled by the objectification of women) and anybody who participates that is the literal scum of the earth
I was at a lesbian club last night talking to a group of girls I had just met, when some girl randomly came up to us and said, “Take a look at this!!” She was flipping through the leaked pics of Jennifer Lawrence. She, along with the group of girls I had just met, were practically salivating. I was horrified and instantly stated how I was saddened to see those pics. ALL the girls were like, “What?? Are you kidding?? That’s hot! I love J. Law even MORE now!!” I was so disgusted, I walked away. Lesbians are NOT men, but Jesus Christ, a whole lot of us act like them. Because while my very first thought was, “Holy shit, I’m sure this is going to DESTROY Jennifer Lawrence,” theirs was, “Wow! Hot naked girl! Hot naked Jennifer Lawrence! All right!”
Fucking pathetic, if you ask me. She’s not a body. She is a human being with feelings. By reblogging those photos, you are only dehumanizing HER and making YOURSELF look like a sick, disgusting sex addict.
Why do we not discuss clouds more?
I mean look at that. That’s water.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK, WHY DO WE EVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THIS
WHAT IS THIS
HOW IS THIS EVEN
AND NOW THE FLYING WATER IS EATING A MOUNTAIN
GOD DAMN, WHAT
This is my favorite post on Tumblr.